Those of you who have followed this blog will know that this big dildo has been a source of joy and fun over the years. See here, here, here and here for some examples. As a couple, we've always had a variety of sextoys at hand (I gave Thirty her first vibrator when she was seventeen .. nearly twenty years ago), but this one was special. Why? Well, I think the picture says it all - this is one very, very big and very thick dildo.
This has always been a toy for "special" occasions.
For Thirty, mind blowingly intense orgasms were guaranteed, along with an agreable feeling of being seriously "stuffed".
And what's in it for me?
Well, believe me, there is something so erotic in seeing my petite wife riding this monster - it's girth causing one orgasm after another. Now perhaps, female readers may consider this dildo's size intimidating. Well, believe me, you'd be surprised... try it first and then decide!
So, if its so good, why are we getting rid of it? Good question!
Well, firstly we've had this toy for 10 years now, and given the recent scares on phthalates, perhaps its time to "upgrade". Secondly, perhaps it is a wee bit too big :-) Something a bit more pedestrian is needed ..
Anyhow, here are a few reminders of the good times we've had.
Now we've made our minds up, we've just got to take the next step .. and actually throw it out..
4 comments:
ok, i was about to cry when i read the journal title....LOL....and then i read the post. i thought for a minute you had finally decided to say 'goodbye' to us, your viewers, and seriously, this was not how i wanted to start my friday. then, as i started breathing again, i read and laughed out loud. sometimes i can be a bit dense. that's a great post. where will you keep the ashes after the funeral for the old friend? i love my toys, but your collection is impressive. m
Not to worry ! We'll stay a bit longer, promise ..
As for the funeral.. Mmmm.
I suppose we could bury it in the garden? But I'd have to dig a big hole for it :-)
Perhaps a burial at sea? It'd be nice to imagine the look on someone's face if it got washed up on some distant shore ..
So what's the replacement gonna be? ;)
This one may tick a fair few boxes, know how u two love the big black cock thing... dunno about nasties tho
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12107
or what about nearly 8 kilos of cock?
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8914
aaaaa, i'm gonna miss him!
but go for silicone toys - they're healthier and don't absorb odours. Plus you only have to clean it with soap and water.
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