RedTube

Don't you just love RedTube, YouPorn et co ?

Here are a couple of clips that caught our attention.
No sex .. but ordinary people doing quite extraordinary things

First, the shopping
http://www.redtube.com/8450

Then flying a plane
http://youporn.com/watch/132855

Climbing that hill

An evening of pleasure for you, ma cherie.
The stress of a long day evaporating,
like the fragrant oils that cover your body,
glistening in the candle light.

Shall I now visit that place?
Let my mouth take you far away,
A meandering journey,
climbing those peaks,
one after the other,
until we reach that last long ascent,
from which you shall fall,
in a frenzy of orgasm.

But, first, let us start.
My tongue moving to the music of your body,
a gasp here, a murmur of approval there,
muscles tightening, your hands in my hair.

May I dip into your depths and drink your wetness?
A long passionate kiss, between old friends.
My fingers enter the dance,
dispersing your tightness.

That little button,
the center of my attention,
and the centre of your world.
I flick, I lick, I stroke.
Do I have your attention now?
Come with me, climb this peak.
The summit approaches.
No, we won't jump yet, not yet.
Peer over the edge, and see what awaits.

Shall we step back?
No?
Ah, here we disagree, my dear.
Step back we shall,
and take another path upwards,
longer, but infinitely more rewarding.
Down, down I search.
Exquisite sensations, that excite,
that expel the breath from your lungs.
Mmm, I think we'll rest here a while,
and let you bath in my attentions,
and I, in your intimacy.

Time to move on, perhaps?
The last ascent approaches.
An urgency is felt,
A conclusion needed.
Now, ma cherie,
let your wings unfold,
come fly with me.

Blown away

I think Thirty appreciated her HomePorn.

The thought fliterred through my mind last night,
as my hands grasped the bedframe,
head over the edge,
gasping, moaning, convulsing.

The slurping noises so erotic, as Thirty deep throated my cock.
And to finish, the pretty picture of her cum laden face.

HomePorn

Sitting in work on Friday afternoon, I get the following email from Thirty :

Thanks for my daily cock video. Delicious !
But how about *you* making a cock video for me?
Yes, you. I can see it now.
You're sitting on the sofa, simply wearing your boxer shorts.
You're reading an erotic novel.
Slowly, you begin to caress your body.
Your hand wanders slowly downwards.
You trace a finger across the outline of your growing cock.
You tease it through the fabric.
It jerks in response, wanting to break free.
Slowly, you pull down your boxers, and your cock bursts forth.
Take your cock and balls between your hands, and play, play, play.
And then, when you're ready, cum ... cum, my love, like a fountain.

Needless to say, the camcorder came out that very evening.
She'll find the videos in her inbox, Monday morning.

Not so White ??

So what did she really get up to with those 7 little guys ??

Camille

This is not the first time I've talked about Camille's blog, but given I've recently dipped into her beautifully erotic world, I thought it only fair to share my findings with you.


Give her a visit at http://cammm00.free.fr/blog/index.php

You won't be disappointed I'm sure!

French Pride

I write this article sitting up in bed, with a contented Thirty sleeping deeply next to me.

My cock twitches gently under the covers, reliving its recent adventures in some erotic dream.
My cock aches from Thirty's imposed session of extreme hardness, veins throbbing through stretched skin, and a cock head bloated to superb proportions.
My cock tingles from the sensory overload her tongue lashed upon my member.
I swear I can still feel teeth marks down my length.
My balls feel light, consequence of the huge ejaculation she coaxed out of me.
And the memories of her smile, watching that impressive streams of thick hot cum arch through the air, raining down on our bodies. All the proof she needed of a job well done.

All this because, for her daily naughty email, I sent her one of the best-voted blow job videos from YouPorn. Apparently, she was not overly impressed by the techniques employed. Her French pride kicked in, and she decided to show me her savoir faire.

A bit late .. Happy New Year

Stats

Our stats seem to have gone crazy in the last month. We tended to average a 700 hits per day, and then all of a sudden it went through the roof.



We haven't got a fancy hit counter installed (or rather I can't seem to get the advanced options to mesh well with Blogger), so I can't see where this traffic is coming from.

Just curious .... can anyone enlighten us? All you newcomers, how did you find us?

Comments

I occasionally wander over to those great web inventions of the 21st century .. youtube for porn (e.g. http://youporn.com, www.yuvutu.com etc). Such sites, at least in their humble beginnings, were great for those exhibitionist couples wishing to find servers that would accept their bedroom clips.

But has anyone actually read the comments people are leaving?
Its quite sad ... they are filled with intolerance, racism, and religious right-wing rhetoric.

Filtering out the fact that probably 80% of the viewers are adolescent males, who have yet to see what lies inside a woman's knickers, let alone what hides within their minds, I still find this rather sad.

Oh well, perhaps 2008 will see a sudden rise in average I.Q. :-))

Sex blog : Nos Moments Coquins

I came across this clip which I not only found very sexy, but also warm and loving.

http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=141718

I then went on to discover their blog.
http://www.moments-coquins.fr

A couple that obviously love each other greatly, and take great time and pride in building this very sensual sex blog.

Start to the New year

Well the Christmas period, spent with family, proved to be a near sex-free zone.

We managed to sneak off for a while, and found ourselves a small single bed. Some stolen moments of hushed-up teenage style sex.

Gently moving, undulating our bodies, trying not to make the springs squeak.

One hand on her clit. One hand over her face, fingers in her mouth, keeping Thirty quiet.

Mmmm. A nice but little orgasm for Thirty.

So, once we arrived back home in France, we decided to kick the new year off with a bang.

Thirty found herself (once again) blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed.

But to her surprise, I came bearing gifts. I mean on top of the usual ropes, dildos, vibrators, massage oils, feathers. Oh yes, gifts that a woman really appreciates ..

I kissed her deeply, and dropped into her eager mouth ..

CHOCOLATE !!

What more could a girl ask for? Thirty spend the early part of her evening tied up, licked silly and fed all sorts of sweet desserts.

Heaven!

Being blindfolded, her taste buds were extra alert, eagerly tasting milk chocolate, dark chocolate, mint chocolate, and the occasional drink (Cognac, Port ..).

And once her senses had been fully woken, the pièce de resistance was introduced into her waiting mouth .. a honey soaked cock. She was taken by surprise .. but the puzzled look on her face soon gave way to one of passion. She sucked eagerly, enjoying the sweet taste.

Once the desserts exhausted, the rest of the evening followed the usual predictable (but so enjoyable) plan. The chocolate and oral sex were the perfect start to the evening, but what Thirty really wanted, after a week of near abstinence, was good, old-fashioned, hard sex.

At one memorable point, Thirty flipped herself over onto all fours (still handcuffed to the bed), and arched her back, pointing her pussy up towards me. That was her subtle way of asking for an almighty session.

The evening ended with Thirty getting her sweet revenge. After fucking her pussy to oblivion, I still hadn't come. My hard cock glistened in the soft bedroom light, soaked in her pussy juices. She took the pot of honey, added some drops of sweetness to my member and then permitted her mouth and tongue to give me my sweet release.

Thirty's wish list

After a busy Christmas visiting friends and family, the blog is back on-line.
A happy 2008 to all of you who read this (and a very, very happy 2008 to all those blessed persons who leave comments !!)

Just before Xmas, Thirty gave me a small wish list of her fantasies. Some are to be realized in 2008 .. and well some will probably remain in the realms of her sweet imagination.

And then like an idiot, I lost the list !

So this is what I remember ..

Rough (in a loving husband kind of way) sex
Thirty gets thrown about a bit; and "taken" by her husband burglar..

Sex in public
Did this in 2007 .. Mmmmmm

D&T book into a motel for a couple of hours sex
spot the couple with the young family!! Getting away for a couple of hours figures on a sex fantasy list!!

Costumes please
The nurse's outfit proved such a success .. more of the same please

Spectator Sport
Thirty finds herself naked, lying on a bed, center stage in front of numerous couples, who are calmly eating and drinking. Then the show commences. Thirty is used by all the men one after the other, whilst all the other couples watch..