Female Contradictions

"Harder, harder !!" she whispers, slapping my arse.

I resist.

Her finger slides down between my cheeks,
knowing that drives me nuts.

I comply.

Then her leg muscles spasm, pushing me out.

What turns you on the most?

Thirty ask me that question this morning.
I must admit, I had to sit down and think a while.

Then the answer came to me.
So obvious, really.

"Seeing you turned on."



Nothing turns me on more than seeing Thirty loose control.
The vein on her neck bulging as she cums hard.
The look of hunger on her face.
The sound of her moaning.
The dripping wetness despite herself.

lick in time saves nine

Thirty's new toy (Lelo Liv) has been on constant recharge recently.

Believe when I say - "buy it! Buy it now!"

Life is just too short not to have this thing in your bedroom arsenal.
(Yep, I've hit forty .. so "life being too short" is a daily concern for me at the moment :-)

You do get the impression that this was a toy designed by women for women.
Its small, subtle, stylish .. but so effective.

Thirty now gets her usual back massage with her Liv buried deep,
humming away quietly.

And lets not even speak about oral sex..
I've discovered that Thirty just looooooves having her clit licked in time to the Liv's pulsations.
And for some strange reason, the two effects perfectly timed together,
just keep her on the edge of orgasm ..
she writhes and writhes .. but can't just come .. not until I push her over the edge.

Now, an unscrupulous husband could take advantage of such a situation ..

She loved it so much, I bought the company

One of my new year resolutions was to buy Thirty a new set of sextoys.
After much searching I settled upon the latest wundervibe .. The Lelo Liv.

Now we've never done a sextoy review, ever .. but frankly this baby deserves some support.
Its not cheap (90 Euros), but Thirty claims its worth every penny (or cent).

Its extremely well packaged and well built .. it reeks of quality and quiet confidence ...
Its a small toy, so size queens won't be too happy, but frankly its not the size that counts.
This baby vibrates like no other toy we've seen before.
Five different programmes that send out controlled vibrations / pulsations of varying intensity.

I came home tonight to find that Thirty had spent her afternoon riding the critter.
She's so worn out that she's told me flat out - no sex tonight.

So, finally, perhaps its not such a great toy after all :-)

Educating

Given the mass of "professional" porn (yawn, yawn) that floods the internet, it was a real pleasure to stumble upon the following educational videos.

Ok, so I'm biased - they demonstrate (yes, demonstrate) how to give a killer blow job

http://www.wonderhowto.com/creator/www.loveinstruct.com/

Enjoy.

Dildo Fun

Oh, how I love the internet.

Last night I stumbled across the following clips.

http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=270295
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=272259

I just loved them - one of my favourite themes - women being pleasured with big toys.
So, I passed the clips on to Thirty.
That got her reminiscing about her own big dildo and those intense girth-driven orgasms.

So, in no time, I was digging around in our cupboards, trying to find that forgotten toy -
6 1/2 inch circumference (17 cm) and 11 inches long.

Needless to say, we had a fun packed evening.
Thirty got fucked by me, and then by her dildo.
She enjoyed it so much, we did it all over again...

Every cloud ...

Well, 2008 finished with a bang, so to speak.
A hard disk crash ... ouch.

Of course, being totally lazy, I never did quite get around to buying that external disk drive.
So, I've spent some time installing a new disk drive, and copying over what blog material I'd backed up onto CD previously.

But every cloud has its silver lining...
I spent an enjoyable afternoon redigitizing the analogue camcorder recordings we've made over the years. Ah, a trip down memory lane (the first recording dates back to '98).

I've never published much of this video material (and the little I have has been deleted by our ISP). If I can find the time, then maybe I'll upload to xtube/yuvutu/zoing etc.
Although, a previous attempt proved interesting; the videos got rejected due to Thirty looking underage (she laughed at that)!

However, in the meantime, some photos may be in order ...